Oh momma you would not believe the way your Princess Meme is living and the job I am doing. I live in a small shipping connex with another person. But don’t worry, its Chief and you like her. I have to walk to another connex to use the bathroom and another to shower. And every where I go it smells funny. And I sleep on a twin size bed. This is ridiculous.
And the weather here sucks, its hot then its cold, and there is snow on the mountains.
I walk around with a loaded pistol, me, your little democrat, walking around with a loaded weapon. I don’t know how I got here momma, but I love it. Im still your little princess, and trust me the sanitation issues, and the fact that I miss being a girly girl really sucks.
You just wouldn’t believe it. And I know you would be laughing at me and shaking your head if i was really telling you this on the phone. You just would think it was so ironic how your little princess, democrat was living, in a war zone nonetheless.
And I wish you could see me and I wish I could talk to you.
Your Princess Meme